Your beard is lacking.

My beard as of 5:30 PM on Tuesday the 28th.  Kind of a let down, but it's been less than a week.  Note on the profile shot.  You can clearly see where I shaved my neck, thus turning a simple several days growth into an official beard.  It may not look like much, but it's gonna be huge.  If there's one thing I know it's beard growin.