Wednesday, September 8, 2010
4th post
I meant to post something today, but instead i imported all the photos i have taken in the last 6 years of life onto the new computer. I just spent the last hour watching 5000 photos import. It was like watching a fast forward slide show of my life for the last 6 years. I forgot how cool i used to be. pics from traveling and partying and birthing of children and subsequent platter of placenta photo. Since I bought my first and my only digital camera in Panama City i have cataloged most of my life in pixels. I still have the first photo I took with the camera, the Panama canal. The photos go on from there to show how i wasted the first part of my adult life when I could have been having babies and getting on with it. I also noticed that in 20 years it will be impossible to look at pics tell our kids "thats you when you were just born" with any certainty. Asian babies look same. Also very cute, probably cutest ever born, but whatcha expect? It late. I should have been sleeping hour ago, wake up early and exercise. Instead will probably wake up late, skip breakfast and drink coffee instead and have tummy ache around 8. Eat banana or partial bagel, drink more coffee, reflux of acid, hunger pain around 11, scrape for lunch, have sore knees, eat partial bagel, maybe english muffin with peanut butter, have sore feet, curse, stress, poop, drive home and have political or social discussion with crack d via telephone while driving (hands free, don't worry) or leave a long rambling voicemail for Smurf. Somewhere in there my grandma will probably call me fat or something. Thanks grandma, your particular brand of senility is scathing and hurtful. Maybe I will exercise after all.
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