Dear bloggity blog mcbloggerton,
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The A.W.A.S.T.E is ready to
rock! |
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| Recyclables fall into garbage can here. |
Today was a good day. I woke up early, bout 6:30. Made me some cheerios, which hudson stole. Went on to cleverly make double the sausage i wanted so hudson could steal some. Load a bunch of wood at shore drive. Seahawks managed to win today, so that was happy times. loaded a bunch of dirty stinky brush at erlands point, get all the rotten leaves and dog poo particles all up in my grill. scoop dog poo and find convent spot for storage of said poo. But all this pales in comparison to my newest invention, the "all waste allocation sliding transit elevator" or for short the A.W.A.S.T.E. Using a jig saw i cut a circle approximately 8-3/8" in diameter through the surface of my back deck. I inserted some 8" PVC that I purchased from a local industrial plumbing supply yard. The cut in the deck was so skillfully done that the fit was perfectly snug and reguired only one screw to secure the A.W.A.S.T.E. The PVC pipe protrudes below the decking about 6"-12" and feeds directly into a garbage can. Thanks to the A.W.A.S.T.E now I can walk out on my deck, through an empty beer can or broken bong directly into the recycling and not have to worry about looking at a garbage can outside my door. Never again will I have to carry that full recycling container down those slippery, possibly deadly stairs.
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Smugly, I egress the area down
this pathway with the full can. |
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| The recyclable travels vertically down this route. |
impressive creation indeed
ReplyDeleteHere's an idea. Make another one of these for the trash. When the undisclosed brown dog is attempting to liberate tasty morsels from receptacle the tube will direct your urine straight to the guilty. The only flaw being that the brown dogs are of gungan nature and might enjoy the punishment.
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