Friday, September 10, 2010

5th post: The vomit issue

The problem with this bloggetron is that no one gives a darn about my life. I either need to start fabricating events in my life or start saying really profound stuff. I got nothing. Every day true stuff it is then. So Hudson puked about 2 gallons in bed last night at about 11. 7 whole clams and everything else his tummy chose not to digest that day. Splendid!
So, this leads us to parenting tip No. 1:
When your child yaks all all over his sheets DO NOT take them out side and flick them in the same manner you would if you were getting sand off. You WILL cover yourself with partially digested shellfish and chicken nuggets. Also, no matter how hectic the night may have been, always check that you alarm is set.
Oh and just so you know, I totally blogged this from my iPod touch, just so you know.

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